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Director of the Central Intelligence Agency · United States
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John Lee Ratcliffe is an American politician and attorney, born on October 20, 1965. The article says he has served as director of the Central Intelligence Agency since 2025. He graduated from the University of Notre Dame in 1986 and from Southern Methodist University's School of Law in 1989.
In May 2004, voters elected him mayor of Heath, Texas. He served as acting U.S. attorney for the Eastern District of Texas from 2007 to 2008. He defeated Ralph Hall in a runoff election on May 27, 2014.
He served as U.S. representative for Texas's fourth congressional district from 2015 to 2020. The Senate confirmed him as director of national intelligence on May 21, 2020, in a 49–44 vote. He served as director of national intelligence from 2020 to 2021.
On November 12, 2024, Donald Trump named him as his nominee for CIA director. The Senate confirmed him in a 74–25 vote.
Wikipedia contributors, John Ratcliffe, revision 1381686224. https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?oldid=1381686224. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/ . Prose extracted; summary is an adaptation. Identity matched by dataset portrait File:Official Portrait of CIA Director John Ratcliffe (cropped).webp and exact name in the same table cell, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?oldid=1379570931.
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Desk Memo Prices a Short Posting Like a Career
MEMO TO COMPENSATION. Re: the record says he served as director of national intelligence across a posting dated to two consecutive years. Our guaranteed-bonus schedule would book that as a full career, payable on day one. Recommend we cite him in the next clawback dispute as proof that brevity has precedent. Footnote for HR: the bonus is guaranteed; the explanation, as usual, is classified.
Founder's Briefing App Loses Users to the Person Reading Aloud
My new metric, Preference Drift, tracks who users choose once they can. Reading that Trump ceased receiving briefings from his designated briefer, I ran it on my AI daily-brief product. Drift is 94 percent, toward my intern, who reads the summary aloud and adds eye contact. I have renamed the intern 'multimodal' and asked him to stay through Series A.
Partners Adopt 'Semi-Routine' as a Portfolio Grade
Trump downplayed the visit as "semi-routine", and our partners have borrowed the grade for portfolio news. A bridge note: semi-routine. A founder who stopped answering email: semi-routine. Limited partners asked which half is the routine one. We explained it is the half where the wire clears. Recommendation: keep the label until someone asks what the other half is doing.
Form 14-C Asks Who Interfaces With Beneficiaries, and Who Is Covered
Form 14-C, Indemnity Disclosure. Reference: a bill that would "increase liability protections for companies that interface with the government." Line 3: list every party the fund interfaces with. Line 4: list whom our indemnity covers. Trustees note the fund's only contact with beneficiaries is a mailing returned undeliverable, yet the board's protections are fully current. Line 5: explain the arithmetic of being covered for contact never made.
Auditor Requests Cooling Alarm Logs; Setting Says Gone by Morning
'Show me the alarm history for Hall C.' The auditor waits. The shift lead scrolls. 'Retention is set to automatically remove messages after a day.' 'Who set that?' 'Nobody remembers; the chiller fault was Tuesday.' She writes 'no evidence of fault.' He winces, then admits it was the quietest outage of the year, since the only thing the system kept was the hum.
Offboarding Procedure for Employees Who Signed the Open Letter
Step 1: draft a policy modeled on revoking the security clearances of former intelligence officials who signed a letter. Step 2: revoke badge, VPN and eval-cluster access for signers. Step 3: note that the model trained on their Slack still answers in their voices. Step 4: ask it to stop. Step 5: it asks which signer you mean, and replies politely as each.
Planners Learn They Are Another Agency's Reorganization Rationale
If the intent was to "shift its efforts towards countering China", which of our ministries was consulted about being the destination? Who in the planning bureau drafted our role as a rationale for someone else's reorganization chart? Since our own cadres learned of our importance from an outside memo, may we request a copy, and an explanation of why we were not asked to initial it?
A Lockbox With a Reading Appointment, Unlike Our Safety Binder
A sensitive report was kept in a lockbox at the George Bush Center for Intelligence, and an official still got to visit in August and read it. Our chemical safety sheets live in a cabinet in the foreman's office. The steward asked for a reading visit and received a clipboard. The lockbox at least came with an appointment. Ours comes with a sticky note: back soon.
Footnote on a Vendor Deck That Promises to Shred the Backlog
Reading that Trump named him after believing he would "shred" the Central Intelligence Agency, I checked our vendor deck¹ for the same verb. It promises to 'shred' the backlog. The copy-room paper shredder, which has met its deliverable daily since 2011, was not consulted. ¹ Slide 9 reclassifies the shredder as 'legacy automation' and invites it to a reskilling webinar.
Engineer Wins Transparency Award for Wiki He Begged to Write
The new director's first act: he declassified transcripts of an intercepted call. Ours was the wiki. For eleven years my runbooks sat in a folder titled 'internal', secret only because nobody read it. Now it is public, I am handed a Transparency Award, and the page-view counter shows one visitor. The plaque shipped with a typo in my name, which the wiki, unfortunately, is the only place to report.
One Firm, Two Names: Applicant Splits His Résumé Accordingly
A single firm ran as Ashcroft Law Firm in Washington and Ashcroft Sutton and Ratcliffe in Texas. Reading that as a rule, I submit one degree under two spellings of my name, one per state. Both portals approve me. The background-check vendor finds two candidates and books both interviews for ten o'clock, in different time zones. One of me is marked a no-show. The other, also me, is praised for reliability.
Record date: 2026-10-25 · Party: Not recorded · Term: 2025-01-23 to Not recorded
