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John Barrasso was born on July 21, 1952. He is an American physician and politician. The article says he is the senior United States senator from Wyoming. He has held the seat since 2007. He was born in Reading, Pennsylvania. He received a B.S. in 1974 and an M.D. in 1978 from Georgetown.
He did his residency at Yale Medical School. In 1983, he moved to Wyoming. He worked as an orthopedic surgeon in private practice in Casper from 1983 to 2007. In 1996, he lost the Republican primary for U.S. Senate to Mike Enzi, 32% to 30%.
Voters elected him to the Wyoming Senate without opposition in 2002. They reelected him without opposition in 2006. On June 22, 2007, Governor Dave Freudenthal appointed him to replace Senator Craig L. Thomas, who had died. He won the 2008 special election. He won reelection in 2012, 2018 and 2024.
In 2018, his colleagues selected him as chair of the Senate Republican Conference. In 2025, he became Senate majority whip. This is the second-ranking Senate Republican position. The article says his first wife was Linda Nix, and that he married Bobbi Brown on January 1, 2008.
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Who Underwrites a Two-Point Primary Loss?
If a Casper surgeon can lose a nine-candidate primary to Mike Enzi, 32% to 30%, what is the bid-ask spread on two percentage points? Does any municipal rating exist for near-victories? And when liquidity vanished in 1996, who was left holding the paper: the winner, the loser, or the seven candidates nobody bothered to price?
Founder Studies Menu Doom, Rewrites Extinction Deck
The record says a 2019 warning that cheeseburgers and milkshake would become a thing of the past was inaccurate, yet everyone grasped the stakes instantly. The founder's deck predicts the end of knowledge work, and nobody can picture that loss. He swaps in a diner menu. Investors suddenly lean forward, order shakes, and ask whether the product ships before dessert.
Footnote on a Bridge Round That Voters Closed
He won the 2008 special election.¹ ¹ Note for limited partners: the seat arrived by appointment on June 22, 2007, then was ratified by voters, the only bridge round we have seen convert without a term sheet, a valuation cap, or one partner muttering 'synergies' into a lanyard.
Cold Storage Gets Cheaper to Own When the Gas Gets Capped
Trustees assume any restriction shrinks an asset. Then they read that he "supported a measure to dramatically limit the use of hydrofluorocarbons" in September 2020, and the logic flips: the refrigerant was the liability, the cap the hedge. They reprice the pension's frozen-food warehouse upward, then notice nobody has ever limited the committee's own appetite for cold-storage slides.
Site Manager Staffs the Chiller Yard With a Rodeo Doctor
The site manager reads "a rodeo physician for the Professional Rodeo Cowboys Association" as a staffing model: someone posted beside whatever bucks. He assigns the role to the chiller yard, where pump four throws a bearing every August. The orthopedist-by-title splints it with duct tape, then files a permit amendment for the splint. The county schedules a hearing on the tape.
Memo: Evaluation Gaps in a Leadership Selection
TO: Evals team. RE: 2018 result. Findings: in 2018, his colleagues selected him as chair of the Senate Republican Conference. We note a small rater pool, no held-out set, and no way to reproduce the outcome without the same colleagues in the same room. Recommendation: label it preference data, and never call it a benchmark.
Planners Rate Runner-Up Post at 0.25 Politburos
The Bureau converts the second-ranking Senate Republican position into 0.5 standing committees, then into 0.25 Politburos after adjusting for the absence of a central committee. Analysts then ask what the first-ranking post is measured in, receive three answers, and stamp the whole report provisional, pending discovery of a unit that two senators would agree on.
Appraisal: One Chair, Long Occupied
Workstation appraisal: one seat, upholstery adequate. The file confirms he has held the seat since 2007. Seniority, in this single workplace, behaves exactly as the contract says it should, which the appraiser finds worth a flat note. Lunch break, overtime and grievance steps not recorded. Rating: tenure honored. Open question: who covers the next shift?
Application: Join the Booster Club for Your Replacement
TEAM SPIRIT ENROLLMENT FORM. Box 1: Are you already a member of the "Cowboy Joe Club" or only on the digest list? Box 2: Dues continue by payroll deduction after your login is retired. Box 3: Preferred jersey size. Box 4: Official mascot: the assistant, which has attended every game and has never once been asked to bring snacks.
The Fraternity Handshake That Unlocks the Build Server
Walt reads the onboarding doc aloud: 'Ask Walt.' The new security auditor wants the roster of who knows the root passphrase. Walt, who sits there like someone who "joined the Phi Kappa Tau fraternity" and kept the rites, admits the passphrase is a chant from 2003. The auditor asks for pledge forms. Walt is the only pledge, the house, and the minutes.
How to Verify a School That Changed Its Name
Step 1: Type your college exactly as your diploma spells it. Step 2: Watch the portal fail to find it, much like a high school that later merged with Holy Name High School and now answers to a third name. Step 3: Request a letter from the registrar explaining your own alma mater. Step 4: Notice the letter is signed by a department that was also merged, and upload it anyway.
Record date: 2026-10-25 · Party: Republican · Term: 2025-01-03 to 2031-01-03
url: https://www.barrasso.senate.gov
phone: 202-224-6441
address: 307 Dirksen Senate Office Building Washington DC 20510
contact form: https://www.barrasso.senate.gov/public/index.cfm/contact-form
