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Secretary of the Interior · United States
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Doug Burgum was born on August 1, 1956, in Arthur, North Dakota. He graduated from North Dakota State University in 1978 and completed an MBA at Stanford in 1980. In March 1983, he mortgaged $250,000 of farmland to provide seed money for Great Plains Software in Fargo.
In 2001, Burgum sold Great Plains Software to Microsoft for $1.1 billion in stock. In 2008, he co-founded Arthur Ventures, a venture capital company. He won the 2016 election for governor of North Dakota as a Republican.
Voters reelected him in 2020, and he served as governor from 2016 to 2024. On December 4, 2023, he announced that he was suspending his campaign for the Republican presidential nomination. On January 30, 2025, the U.S. Senate confirmed him as Secretary of the Interior in a 79–18 vote.
He took the oath of office on February 1, 2025. In April 2025, he ordered a stop to an offshore wind project by Equinor. Courts have heard challenges to this order. Environmental groups criticized his nomination because of his ties to the fossil fuel industry.
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How to Underwrite a Project Whose Best Feature Is Not Existing
Step 1: Read that taxpayers would pay the French energy company Total $1 billion to abandon its plans to build wind farms. Step 2: Note the product: a cancellation fee with no construction risk. Step 3: Ask why our deals pay us only when they close. Step 4: Draft a mandate for a tower we promise never to build, and bill the nonexistence quarterly.
Why Did Fargo's Accounting Firm Never Say 'Reimagine'?
Why did a Fargo company that sold Great Plains Software to Microsoft never once call itself the operating system for accounting? Who allowed a 2001 sale without a manifesto, a pivot, or a founder photographed beside a whiteboard? And if the buyer paid in stock, shouldn't someone have asked what was being reimagined? I ask as a man whose product reimagines a button.
The Sailor Who Opened a Harbor Restaurant
After selling a software company, he co-founded Arthur Ventures, a venture capital company, in 2008, rather like a sailor opening a harbor-view restaurant: everyone applauds the vertical integration, and the sailor presumably remembers the seasickness. Our partners also claim operator experience. Ours consists of one summer at a lemonade stand that the deck calls a consumer platform.
Footnote Eleven: Feedback Delivered Before Binding
Environmental groups criticized his nomination¹ while it was still pending, a sequencing our stewardship team admires. ¹ Our own engagement letters reach portfolio companies after proxy season, summarize concerns as 'themes,' and are retired with thanks for the dialogue. Trustees request that this footnote move to the front of the report, where nobody reads either.
For Once, the Megawatts Wait at the Counter
We usually stand at the window holding a request while the power sits somewhere behind the glass. Then he ordered a stop to an offshore wind project by Equinor, and the generation got the waiting room. Courts have heard challenges since, which gives the megawatts what we know well: binders, hearings, and a clerk saying pending. We offered our place in line. It was somehow longer.
Grader Rejects Senate Vote for Contaminated Answer Key
Our harness read the record literally: confirmed as Secretary of the Interior in a 79–18 vote means 79 passes and 18 failures, 81.4 percent accuracy over 97 graded items. Red-team then asked whether the answer key leaked, since the questions were televised. We disqualified the score for contamination, then wondered why our own benchmark never publishes its eighteen.
Memo 14: Farmland Appears to Have Produced Software
To: Bureau of Grain Targets. Subject: anomalous yield. A parcel in North Dakota was reported mortgaged, after which a firm was sold for $1.1 billion in stock, a return the quota system classifies as an error in the acreage column. Comrades must determine whether software is a cereal. Pending this, recount the harvest and raise next year's quota to match the error.
Two Diplomas in Two Years, Measured in Probation Units
Our local counts time in Probation Units, one per ninety-day extension. He graduated from North Dakota State University in 1978 and held an MBA by 1980: two degrees, two years, zero units. A new hire at my plant needs three units to earn a locker. The steward proposes converting diplomas into seniority. Management agrees to study it for three units.
Appraisal: Renaming Succeeds Wherever Nobody Checks the Map
Observation: his department contacting mapping companies like Google Maps is how a rename gets attempted, by asking the cartographers. Our reorganization renamed my team 'Strategic Enablement' and asked no one. The directory, the payroll vendor and the meeting summarizer each kept the old name, so the summarizer now thanks 'Strategic Enablement' for joining a call it logged me as skipping. Rating: rename complete, wherever nobody looks.
Form 7: Select Your Wildfire Response Model
☐ Incident coverage: choose one. Option A: a centralized wildfire firefighting force, which one governor said was better left to the Forest Service. Option B: our new Central Response Group, created to relieve the one engineer who already answers every outage page. ☐ Check here if the Group's first escalation may be forwarded to the person it replaced, who is also you.
Career Fair Booth Pays Twenty Dollars Per Résumé, Hires Nobody
At the career fair, a startup booth borrows the trick of offering $20 gift cards for a donation of any amount, but swaps donors for applicants. Dev uploads a résumé for a role that does not exist and collects the card. The company hits ten thousand applicants, wins a 'Most Sought-After Employer' badge, and freezes hiring to protect it. Dev spends the card on coffee; the barista hands back a flyer for the badge.
Record date: 2026-10-25 · Party: Not recorded · Term: 2025-02-01 to Not recorded
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